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lippo57  
#1 Posted : Tuesday, September 22, 2015 5:45:12 AM(UTC)
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I tested positive for marijuana.I have a California medical marijuana card. Can I apply for a different positiin in the future and retest?
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#2 Posted : Tuesday, September 22, 2015 6:19:11 AM(UTC)

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You knew you were going to have to take a drug test...and you STILL did drugs?!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

That must be some very good dope!!!

Did you tell 'em you have a California medical marijuana card?

Do you have some affliction or ailment that warrants it?

How does one get one of those cards?

I'm still sitting here laughing.

Thanks a lot pal for making me laugh so early in the morning.

Maybe you could go see the Postmaster and show 'em your California medical marijuana card? Lay down on the desk like you're laying down the trump card from a winning hand of cards.

BAM!!!


"Fear, not clemency, restrains the wicked."


"Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the mouth." Mike Tyson
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Seadogg  
#3 Posted : Tuesday, September 22, 2015 6:58:02 AM(UTC)
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Originally Posted by: GordonG Go to Quoted Post
You knew you were going to have to take a drug test...and you STILL did drugs?!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

That must be some very good dope!!!

Did you tell 'em you have a California medical marijuana card?

Do you have some affliction or ailment that warrants it?

How does one get one of those cards?

I'm still sitting here laughing.

Thanks a lot pal for making me laugh so early in the morning.

Maybe you could go see the Postmaster and show 'em your California medical marijuana card? Lay down on the desk like you're laying down the trump card from a winning hand of cards.

BAM!!!



Why are you being such a dick? For all you know the op has cancer or something.

That said, this is a job with the federal government so I doubt they care about your California card. I'd guess you could apply again in the future...

GordonG  
#4 Posted : Tuesday, September 22, 2015 9:36:57 AM(UTC)

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You made me feel bad.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
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KrazyK  
#5 Posted : Tuesday, September 22, 2015 10:27:44 AM(UTC)
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I do believe that pot is still illegal federally, so I would maybe not do it for a few months and then try again....
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#6 Posted : Tuesday, September 22, 2015 7:20:19 PM(UTC)
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marijuana is classified as a FEDERAL class one drug, you applied for a federal government job.

you will NEVER be hired for the federal government job!!!!

this goes for any state the has approved marijuana!!!!
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lippo57  
#7 Posted : Thursday, October 1, 2015 8:11:19 PM(UTC)
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This is what I was hoping to hear.  

  You may apply and be considered for future vacancies upon expiration of your drug test result.  Results are valid for 90 days from the date of your test result.
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#8 Posted : Friday, October 2, 2015 3:23:12 AM(UTC)

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In your future drug test, do you plan on doing anything differently to increase the likelihood of successfully passing?

Or will you be smokin' and tokin' out in the parking lot like last time?

Hey...at least it's not crack!

Good for you.

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"Fear, not clemency, restrains the wicked."


"Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the mouth." Mike Tyson
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701Slinger  
#9 Posted : Thursday, October 8, 2015 7:10:52 PM(UTC)
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This is your brain on drugs. Trying to get a federal job, knowing you have to pass a drug test. Here's your sign. Good luck in the future. Plan ahead next time. Or find a new hobby might be a better idea?
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#10 Posted : Thursday, October 8, 2015 8:19:36 PM(UTC)
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This is why they don't hire pot smokers . . .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiXvcaTvpD4
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Hannah Blecter  
#11 Posted : Monday, November 18, 2019 12:00:04 PM(UTC)
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Any experiences from pot smokers who got through the testing? Can you say you can't pee and want a blood test? Asking for a friend.
roger.d  
#12 Posted : Monday, November 18, 2019 3:17:27 PM(UTC)
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Originally Posted by: Hannah Blecter Go to Quoted Post
Any experiences from pot smokers who got through the testing? Can you say you can't pee and want a blood test? Asking for a friend.


I read somewhere that if you hold a penny between your cheeks while peeing you will show clean. A little difficult for the ladies.

Learn to discipline yourself, so someone else doesn't have to
Tonydi363  
#13 Posted : Tuesday, November 19, 2019 8:42:41 PM(UTC)
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Originally Posted by: Hannah Blecter Go to Quoted Post
Any experiences from pot smokers who got through the testing? Can you say you can't pee and want a blood test? Asking for a friend.



stop smoking for a few weeks so you can pass the test.
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